Paroles de Dexter the Credit Debt Badger

Everybody out there knows Frosty and Santa And Rudolph with his shiny red nose But there's another creature who embodies Xmas spirit From his furry, stripe-y head Down to his ten tiny toes He's Dexter the Credit-Debt Badger Spreading lots of holiday cheer When the big ticket item in the window looks invitin' Dexter's there to whisper in your ear ("Buy another one!") Dexter the Credit-Debt Badger Tells you not to worry 'bout the bank And when they're repossessin' all of your possessions Dexter is the badger you can thank He says, "Go ahead and buy the plasma screen 'cause you deserve the very best" And you can live inside the box that the set came in When your house and kids get taken by the IRS Everybody loves little Dexter And the joy of giving that he represents When Xmas ends, don't shed a tear 'cause Dexter'll stay around for years At prime plus 22 percent!