Paroles de Pluh

Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast I saw the red and blue in my rear view So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road He looked at me in the nose and said: "Son, do you realize your tires are round?" And I said: "PLUH!" YES, I SAID PLUH! Walkin down the streets in my running shoes lookin' for a shoestore So that I can find myself parking spot I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers And a cap that said: "I like tater tots." He said something in latin that I didn't understand And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist Then I saw that all he wanted was the time So I looked at the broken watch, and I said: "PLUH!" YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH! *start pit here* If there ever was a word that you heard SO ABSURD It could take the place of ANYTHING that you could say Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone! So remember the next time you forget What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence Don't strain your brain to remember the word Instead look 'em right in the nose and Tell 'em that the answer is: "PLUH!"