Paroles de Torts

All you liars and judgers and reading rooms This song goes out to you As your counselor wishes that I could prove Everyone travels in twos Is it the end of the beginning? Mommy killed a mouse Baby burned the house Daddy found the pills Monkey(?) bought a church Jesus called it Earth There's no one else to blame So evil was the tort The toaster and a fork Everyone will say The monkey couldn't lie The jury wouldn't buy The perfect alibi Forget about the lies, your thoughts, your food Eat them up, they love you If you cross and you count Oh, you try to move This will come back, back to you As the stone eats the circle The litigation of your favorite pen Has the whole world gotten the blues? There's question marks aimed at you Is it the end of the beginning?