Paroles de One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)

We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'whitley bay We fancied the mediterranean. All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one A vacancy for which we didn't plan. What could we do? we could hitch, a ride back home from moskvitch We had to stay & face the cost & sunbathe in the russian frost. Chorus: One one one one night in moscow, & we'll be russian home One one one one night in moscow I'll be russian, you'll be russian, we'll all be russian home The brochure said it's nice & warm, you need no russian uniform We had the flu & caught a russian cough, No fish n'chips or decent pubs, we called the hotel wormwood scrubs We said we would complain to gorbochof. We couldn't find a disco anywhere, no mcdonalds or a wimpy in red square We must have been potty to have gone to the soviet union. Chorus For a pint & coronation street...russian home A bacon sarny & as much as we can eat Russian home...(guitar bit)