Paroles de Eh Mamma

I've been working out all day But I'm skin and bone, man I'm been trying to pump it up with testosterone I don't think she likes my body And I don't care much for her mind But love is a test for the damned And the rest are all blind I'm sending her an apple to tempt her I'm praying that the devil will show Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her Then I'll trade her blow for blow Noone has a recipe for love like mamma Heaven knows there is no God above like mamma There never was a girl who was good enough for mamma When I'm older, mamma marries me She says hey killer there's a storm At the end of every rainbow She says love is a test and you don't look your best Just go home I've an issue with the spit or swallow And just don't get it in my hair Love is a test for which I never was blessed Yeah yeah yeah I'm sending her an apple to tempt her I'm praying that the devil will show Cut her off at the pass to pre-empt her Then I'll trade her blow for blow