Well, Did You Evah lyrics

Have you heard? The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane? Well did you evah? What a swell party this is! Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche? Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is! What daiquiris! What sherry, please! What burgundy! What pommery! Have you heard? Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch? Well, did you evah? What a swell party this is! Missus Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up, Well, did you evah? What a swell part this is! What brandy, wow! What whiskey, here's how! What gin and what beer, will you sober up, dear?