Original lyrics

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Once upon a time in scandinavistan Grumpy, tired with eyes blood red Take a breath as the therapist sai Bingo-playing sex-workers and curry ooze A molotov cocktail of venereal blues Kama sutra and decomposing seaweed stew Diastolic blood pressure higher than the iq Shaking, starving, running out of juice Better stop by the tandoori moose Once upon a time in scandinavistan Illegal propaganda transmission from a submarine Get your head smashed by a feminist teen A public intelligence officer too tired to be afraid As the anti-socials are gearing up for the parade Colonial law states it's an utter disgrace Committing nuisance in a public place Vomit, drunkenness and potent fury There is no cure for the muddy streets of gautampuri Once upon a time in scandinavistan Wear helmet!! Head is not replaceable Wear helmet!! Head is not replaceable Wear helmet!! Head is not replaceable Only one head per lifetime