I Still Got Porn lyrics

I'm still the biggest loser I fucked up how could I lose her To such a boring guy? Is everything alright? He don't deserve that girl He sure can't handle her It sucks so hard, what can I say? She kicked my balls and ran away Is she trying to be funny? It isn't aprils fools day! Just take a look around How could she turn me down? This girl's got awful taste Her beaut is all a waste But what she lacks most are the brains! I thought we had something cool But the way this turned out made me look like a fool I got rejected so bad She was the greatest love that I never had! I've come to think about it Some girls are never worth it She can't make up her mind It's just a waste of time I wish you guys bad luck I hope your first time suck I honestly don't give a fuck! You don't need her Just be a man Why would you need her? You still got your hand! I don't need her. I won't feel torn Why would I need her? I still got porn!