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ENDoctors, actors, chefs, and astronauts
Goals set for the average human being
But for me, I chose to become the odd pick
Life form of wood and synthetic fibers
A mop
Yeah, I wanna be a mop
A cleaning, spinning, self-reliable mop
And you might ask me why would I want this
Have you told yourself the same
Your wants and needs have become the mundane
Can't you see the filth scattered all around the world
It's up to me to clean the grime
Rid the place of filth worldwide
And since I was a child
I wanted to heal the world
But I never stopped to think about what I wanted for myself
And also, I am attracted to mops
I don't know how to explain it, just know it's not perverted
And I wanna be a mop
Actually, now that I think about it, I wanna be a truck
