Rodeo lyrics

One, two, three, four Monday rolls around into Sunday I remember that one day Mum said I would find that special someone I could marry Divorce me like I was nothing Then drain me out of my money Goddamnit Lord, please don't throw me back into that Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I just wanna crawl back in my hole Tongue-tied, gettin' head through the window Watching all of the girls moan Alabama's shaking, so I guess he'll feel up Sally Do whatever to thrill you Do whatever that kills you I just know that I don't wanna go back to the Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I just wanna crawl back in my hole I'd rather choke on a rope and hang dead as a doornail Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I don't wanna go back to the Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I just wanna crawl back in my hole I'd rather choke from a rope and hang dead Please don't throw me in that Rodeo Everybody's looking for their Romeo I just wanna crawl back in my hole I'd rather choke on a rope than go home with a rodeo Romeo