Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself lyrics

Everyday I go to school I always wonder why girls don't wanna go out with a geeky chess club guy My mom said I'm good looking, she said girls would come my way but 21 years later this is what I have to say They don't even know me but they judge me by my looks (I'll) never forget how I felt when they walk past and shook Jocks make it look so easy cause they all run the school My 85 Maxima doesn't make me look so cool I was feeling depressed so I went and got some help "Doc I'm tired of spending Friday nights all by myself" The doctor looked me over and he analyzed my head He came to a conclusion and this is what he said