Don't Beat My Ass (With a Baseball Bat) lyrics

Things don't look to good to me I feel I'm out of luck And all because of swollen glands And just one stupid fuck This wacko came from Alabama and That's not where it's at And now your jock's been chasing me round With a great big baseball bat Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no Well I was in the mood for some love in bulk Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk And this here dude he was an uncool cat And he beat me bout' my head with a baseball bat Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no When I got up from being beat to the ground I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I found The latest social disease that's been going around I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) I'll kick your ass with a baseball, bat bitch