I Only do Push-Ups When I'm Drunk (Drinking Lonely) lyrics

Self-medicated, self-diagnosed, self-frustrated Every fight I instigated (with myself!) Every night I'm undefeated (world champ!) So take a sip (take a sip) Take a drag (take a drag) Take a rip Yee-haw, hell yeah! (woo!) I feel kinda bad I messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again Woke up on the couch with a dirty mouth I hate it so much when I do that I hate me so much when I do that Pull a 30 rack from undеr my bed and So take a sip (take a sip!) Takе a drag (take a drag!) Take a rip Yee-haw, hell yeah! (woo!) I feel kinda bad I messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head, I guess But no problems with drinking lonely Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head I guess But no problems with drinking lonely Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head I guess But no problems with drinking lonely I messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again