The Goodnight Horse lyrics

Come into the tent come one come all Come and see the Goodnight Horse perform Never has America seen such a sight As a fully clothed horse is a beast transformed A fully clothed horse is a beast transformed After a long day down at the track He can't wait to come galloping back Kicks off his shoes his tail coat and slacks Picks up the news has a beer to relax Come into the tent come one come all Come and see the Goodnight Horse perform Never has America seen such a sight As a fully clothed horse is a beast transformed A fully clothed horse is a beast transformed Wife and a family trotting 'round the house Run and grab his slippers for his feet Feels so hungry he could eat a man But a man's too bitter to eat Come into the tent come one come all Come and see the Goodnight Horse perform Never has America seen such a feat As a fully clothed horse is a beast transformed A fully clothed horse is a beast transformed Then the clock strikes ten he's off to bed Goes upstairs where the bed's pulled down His wife gives a listen 'til he begin to snore 'Fore she start off rifling through the pockets of her lord Come into the tent come one come all Come and see the Goodnight Horse perform Never has America seen such a sight As a fully clothed horse is a beast transformed A fully clothed horse is a beast transformed A fully clothed horse is a beast transformed A fully clothed horse is a beast transformed Never seen the likes of a Goodnight Horse Never seen the likes of a Goodnight Horse Never seen the likes of a Goodnight Horse Never seen the likes of a Goodnight Horse Ooh Never seen the likes of a Goodnight Horse Never seen the likes of a Goodnight Horse Ah ah