Won Won lyrics

You are lavender's little lap dog We always see you snogging in the hall We wonder if you're awake at all Won won "my sweetheart"…that says it all If it was any bigger, you couldn't walk It's the ugliest thing we've seen since percy in a thong Won won Lav lav's always got you up against the wall Your tongue's so busy you can't even talk We hope she kisses better than auntie muriel Won won (lavender complaining….)