Newton's Hopeless Marriage lyrics

(R. Pollard) He went running 'round the streets And never thought of anyone else With his laws of gravity And all the things that he had pretended he knew And everything that ever went down in the world It was his marriage to the Earth And solid land Newton - have you thought of a plan? Newton - Have you ever had command? I saw him once in the streets Thinking he was some kind of big shot subordinate Plausing out the purposes that were ever tasked upon them His artwork was phenomenal His scientific programs were unusual Newton - are you ever gonna have a purpose? Newton - this is you chance to change A task force copulation emptied Newton, Newton What goes up must come down An object in motion will remain in motion Until acted upon by another force That is, unless of course Newton, you gotta change it You gotta rearrange it