Original lyrics
ENpoor lame
bo-
zos
I feel
so-o-o
sad
for all
the
Sams,
Stans, Dans, Dukes,
dudes, duds, Buds,
Bobs, Robs, Randys,
Mandys, Maggies, mar-
rieds, Marys, Garys,
Gabbys, crabbies, Cabs,
Babses, Sabus and
Beaus
as they all
LOVE
one another
and
DIE
