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You said you'd found me helpless on the A47 Shouting at the passers by that Alan Brazil Seems to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band And now you want to put me in the ambulance But I don't want to go in the ambulance I asked if you would like to go along to See the Rocky Horror Picture Show You said you'd love to so I murdered your family 'Cos I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show Besides I'm going browsing round hardware shops You'll find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway Trying in vain to wave a fourball through I'll understand if you should walk straight past me Ideally though I hope you'd call an ambulance Unless of course you're' Sampling Alessi in St Neots Or chasing Bunty James round Hilton Park Oh, Oh Lori in St Neots Is this me or is this Dead-Shot Keen? Hello, this is Joanie This plectrum once belonged to you know who Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your back Go into town