Velvet Von Black lyrics

She's the girl you read about in girlie magazines While you've got your wiener in your hand She is more addictive than a mountain of crack Velvet, velvet von black Every fella gives the old thumbs up when she is near Melons that could feed a pack of bears for a year Miles of tits and a garden of ass Velvet makes you harder than a calculus class She could suck the gay right off of a painting of a unicorn She could fuck you right in half Her cans are posable that makes them hosable Two, three, four She'd be fun to lick like a philatelist stamp Especially if you like the taste of kerosene lamps Did I forget to sing about her monstrous rack Velvet, velvet von black If you want to meet her for a casual screw Don't be shocked when you get balls of royalest blue She will steal your cash and shove a shiv in your back Velvet, velvet von black Funbags, meatballs Love stones, yabos Velvet, velvet von black