Mumps lyrics

The Alphabet Song I have minded my P's and Q's Tried not to damage any W's And if I tread upon a B I'll pick it up and tell it earnestly "I'm sorry!" Which of course I am You mustn't upset them Or badly neglect them Or else they'll refuse to work for you I have minded my V's and U's Tried to prevent them being badly used And if I tread upon the C I tend to sink beneath the surface gracefully As for the task of keeping O's and K's apart You'd be right to suppose that it is quite an art I've trod with caution round the J's and Z's I remain a man of letters to the end Balancing syllables upon my knees I've flown through the air with the greatest of E's I did what you told me to Now I only have I's for U