Let's Start a Cult lyrics

I've got a crooked agenda, and I've got kool-aid I've got empty pockets and a three-pronged plan I've got the answer to questions that make your head swim I've got tunnel vision, but I'll get you there Let's start a cult in my basement I've gotta find a way to make rent Makeshift-messiah, no replacement Let's start a cult I've got an honest face and a high school diploma I've got a clear conscience and the know-how, too If you were an eskimo I'd sell you an igloo I've got tunnel vision, but I'll get you there Let's start a cult in my basement I've gotta find a way to make rent Makeshift-messiah, no replacement Let's start a cult