Diet Coke Girl lyrics

Her name is Claire, she's an office executive She wears white linen dresses with flair She lives with a policeman Plays squash on Thursday evenings She's in love with Billy Joel That's enough to kick her head in The low-fat, high-fibre girl Suns herself by the lake She'll be late back to work But her boss says it's OK You know he really loves her The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy The diet-cola girl We all want to destroy It's really hot, there's a breeze from America But she's so cool driving around Got the stereo up loud Loves her Michael Bolton You can spot her in a crowd She's the one to hang your coat on The low-fat, high-fibre girl Suns herself by the lake She'll be late back to work But her boss says it's OK You know he really loves her The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy The diet-cola girl, the sugar-free boy The diet-cola girl We all want to destroy Diet Coca-cola girl Diet Coca-cola girl Diet Coca-cola girl Diet Coca-cola girl She's not the real thing She's not the real thing She's not the real thing She's not the real thing She's not the real thing She's not the real thing Real thing