Original lyrics
ENyou've got the funniest face
in the whole human race
'cause the point of the face
is to put on display what you're thinking
you got a head that's a mess
and an unimpressive chest
but i'd wager a guess
if i lost all my clothes
and i saw it exposed
you would know right away what i'm thinking
and if i were a brave man
i think i could live with myself
i wish i were a caveman
'cause cavemen did what they felt
we'd go fishing at dawn
with nothing much on
no we wouldn't have words
i would point at a bird
and then i'd point at you and you'd know
we'd cook out under the stars
away from these bars
but you can't even hear
when i scream in your ear
sharing this beer is already a bad memory
and if i were a brave man
i think i could live myself
i wish i were a caveman
'cause cavemen did what they felt
well tonight all these cars
have ruined the stars
and they make so much noise
that i can't even dream
of the million bc
where you'll be sleeping with me
on a rock on a hill
where the night is so still
that i think that i'm dead
and if it weren't for your head
resting on me, i might be
