You Broke My Brain lyrics

I was a child prodigy Just got my third Ph.D. I could solve bicubics in my sleep I used to be the teacher's pet Up until the day we met Now I'm far too shallow cause I fell in love too deep I used to think I had it all But now I hardly think at all Oh, you broke my brain I used to ponder and reflect But now my cerebellum's wrecked Oh, you broke my brain I won the state boy genius crown From Encyclopedia Brown There was not a book I hadn't read I studied Hegel and Descartes Back in the days when I was smart Now I've found a better thing to do than read in bed I used to cogitate and think Before you made my IQ sink Oh, you broke my brain I used to be head of my class But now I just think of your ass Oh, you broke my brain I thought it was a sprain but I was wrong I'm gonna be in pain before too long And so here's the refrain of my new song: My erudition knew no end Now I can barely count to ten Oh, you broke my brain My genius was second to none But being stupid's much more fun Oh, you broke my brain