Desperate Dan lyrics

Yeh, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man I'm almost as desperate, as desperate Dan Oh my, I ain't like Popeye I don't need a can of spinach to make me high Yeh, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man I'm almost as desperate, as desperate Dan Oh my, I eat cow pie It makes me high when I eat cow pie I get so high I won't get by