Original lyrics

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Winnie The Pooh is having a wank And what are you up to? said Tommy the Tank Peter the Rabbit is at it as well And all the young pixies in Dingelydell Singing: fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack Mary Contrary is flat on her back Pinky and Perky are having a snog Little Miss Muffets been sick as a dog Singing: fuck off Noddy, you little prick Fuck off Noddy, you get on my wick Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint Sneezys flaked out, he cant see the point Fuck this for a lark said Sweet Jack of Hearts Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts? Singing: fuck off Noddy you bloodless berk Fuck off Noddy, youre just a jerk Fuck off Noddy, you smelly turd Fuck off Noddy youre so absurd Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat Fuck off Noddy you little wimp Fuck off Noddy youre a piss brained shrimp Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat