Original lyrics

EN

I'm the duke of nothing I'm the sultan of sans The king of diddly I'm the shell of a man I'm the emperor of zip The leader of nought I'm the God of zilch A vacuum of thought Yeah! Here lies Here lies The Jack of fuck all The master of none The champion of nada A neglectable sum I'm yesterday's news Tomorrow’s chip paper I'm in between jobs And I will be later Yeah! Here lies Here lies A drop in the ocean A shadow in the night A wheel with no motion A dog with no (bark!) bite The deputy managers assistant Assistant, assistant, assistant, assistant Assistant, assistant, assistant, assistant Don't like, don't listen Yeah! Here lies Here lies Here lies Here lies