If I Had a Tail lyrics

They call me sassy when I'm strolling down the street They call me classy when I'm serving just the best I can be deadly when I find somebody lovely And now I'm ready, like a kitty in a dress Don’t call me mean, I just want someone to love me Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body My desperation knows no termination, baby Now would you love me if I was somebody else? Wish I had a tail Wish I had a tail ‘Cus if I did then I would swing it Be swinging it in front of you If I had a tail If I had a tail Yeah if I did then I would swing it Be swinging it in front of you I would swing it to the beat, I’d be a mover And everyone be jealous of my tush I just wanna be that one that makes you drool eh Know I’d be a super duper Cooler, naughty, smoother little puss Wish I had a tail Wish I had a tail ‘Cus if I did then I would swing it Be swinging it in front of you If I had a tail If I had a tail Yeah if I did then I would swing it Be swinging it in front of you Now don’t call me mean, I just want someone to love me Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body My desperation knows no termination, baby Now would you, would you love me if I was somebody else? Wish I had a tail Wish I had a tail ‘Cus if I did then I would swing it Be swinging it in front of you If I had a tail If I had a tail Yeah if I did then I would swing it Be swinging it in front of you Wish I had a tail Wish I had a tail ‘Cus if I did then I would swing it Be swinging it in front of you If I had a tail If I had a tail Yeah if I did then I would swing it Be swinging it in front of you