Testo di United States of Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was, like, all "enhhhh" And I was, like, "whatever!" Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like, "Hey, aren't you that dude?" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" So later I'm at the pool hall And this girl comes up And she's, like, "awww" And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever! And then it's three A.M. And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!" I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, "Hey, I thought I told you..." And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!" And then up comes Zaflo I'm, like, "yo, Zaflo. What's up?" He's, like, "nothin'" And I'm, like, "that's cool." Cuz this is my United States of Whatever! And this is my United States of Whatever!