Testo di The Size of a Cow by The Wonder Stuff

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems when you're not looking forward? Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink, and I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon. You know that I've been drunk a thousand times, and these should be the best days of my life, Life, it's not what I thought it was. [Chorus] Damn blast, look at my past, Ripping up my feet over broken glass. She said, oh wow, look at me now. I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow. Oooo....The size of a cow. You know it would be strange to life life in a cage, and only believe the things you see that are written on the page. How easy would it be home in time for tea, and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea. You know that It's been sunk a thousand times, and these should be the best days of my life. Life, it's not what I thought it was. [Repeat Chorus x 2] You know that I've been drunk a thousand times, and these should be the best days of my life, Life, it's not what I thought it was. [Repeat Chorus x 2]