Testo di Cretin Christine

When she's around Everyone panic Yeha she's such a drag She's not invited but she's always there She's always there I'm putting up a party tonight I got beer on the fridge Yeah I bet she's on the way She's on the way Cretin Cristine Cretin Cretin Cristine Cretin Cretin Cristine you suck so bad! I swear to you If you show up this time I'm gonna split your head in two She'll talk to you Then if you play in band She'll tell everyone that you're her friend That you're her friend When she get drunk She even talks to the door But she's as always ignored She gets mad and puke the floor