Testo di I Wanna Put My Willy in GTA

I hopped onto the net today Saw a link to the trailer for GTA So straight away I pressed play In wait to be blown away I saw a couple walk Through the mist on the beach The pink light blissfully sweet You could instantly see The emission of heat The sand on your feet And wind from the sea Joggers run past on the promenade Then the camera pans up long and hard There's no mistakin' it From the palms in the valley We're in L.A. GTA: San Andreas A familiar name to the badass players But as beautiful as it is It could use a couple of clips Of gore galore A smorgasbord of footage Of Bloods and Crips Popping some clips That was one of the best things Hey, is that Carlton From The Fresh Prince? Loads of peeps on the hard streets But no sign of a car thief My God, I hope I get to actually Drive a wind turbine Sweet! I couldn't give a fuck for a crop duster I want to hit a cop With a knuckle duster Don't psychoanalyze me In real life, I'm quite nice, see? I see Tai Chi and exterminators Have replaced Hot Coffee like a percolator Not rock climbing and a driving range Let's see more signs of guys in pain I want an overload of action shots Those moments happen lots And are why we play GTA Everyday and simply cannot stop Hahaha! Grand Theft Auto V Grand Theft Auto V Oh, isn't it exciting?