Testo di Burn

My suspicions were alerted by a little bit of flirting My beady eye caught it at a gig Sally is my lover and he's the dogdrummer I love them both but can i forgive No, no, a double betrayal Is something that i cannot forget She thinks i'm all cool standing here on the stage But between the sheets useless and inept Wakey no, wakey no, wakey no! Burn, burn, burn, burn She looked pretty nice as i went to spend the night Working on the graveyard shift Feeling pretty tense i hid behind a fence Dogdrummer arrived and they kissed Just imagine what it's like with a length of steel pipe As me size tens booted down the door There, before me, naked and horny They were shagging like rabbits on the floor Without hesitation i trussed 'em to the bed With several lengths of baler twine I was kind of in a dream as i poured the gasoline On dogdrummer and that fucking slut of mine Now i am the judge and your punishments stern I sentence you both to burn Thou is a slut and thee is a liar Now roast on a porky human pyre And the moral of this story is... Don't fuck another mans wife!