Testo di Absolutely Wankered

I've only had 5 cans I've got one more in my hand And if i drink it really quick I'll look like more of a man I've had fuck all to eat And now I'm slurring my speach Try and down me some vodka But its like swallowing bleach I've promised myself That I'd go steasy this week But with the week I've just had This shit is just what I need I've been practically saintly All this work I've done lately Think its high time For me to go and get wasted Absolutely, Utterly, Completely Fucked And I can't see a thing Absolutely wankered, I feel fucking great Get Me another drink. Absolutely, Utterly, Completely Fucked And I can't see a thing, Absolutely wankered I've only had 9 cans And now I can't feel my hands, Getting past the point Where I can comfortabley Stand up straight. I feel great, but I'm looking a state, And i'm getting the impression, That I've hiot on my mate, I'm getting me a repuation, Someone stop me please Before I make a scene, I've been practically saintly, All this work I've done lately, Think its high time, For me to go and get wasted. Absolutely...