Testo di GET A JOB!

Hey, hey, hey My brain is dead from all the alcohol Fill it with lead, or maybe I should call Suicide hotline, tell 'em about all my problems See if they know how to solve 'em (hey, hey, hey) Wake up, get drunk, put on the same old jeans That I've worn for two weeks, holes in both of the knees Get high, lay low and wonder why I'm in poverty Why can't I win the lottery? (Hey, hey, hey) You say, I need to get a job Well I hate working for a guy named Bob Who can't get laid so he takes it out on me (hey, hey, hey) Get paid, but lose my will to live Clean shit, mop floors till I'm fifty-six Die quick in a highway accident (hey, hey, hey) Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Cut off my hair, I hate the way I look Tattoo my skin, I wrote the goddamn book On what not to do if you're looking for employment How to be a disappointment (hey, hey, hey) You say, I need to get a job Well I hate working for a guy named Bob Who can't get laid so he takes it out on me (hey, hey, hey) Get paid, but lose my will to live Clean shit, mop floors till I'm fifty-six Die quick in a highway accident (hey, hey, hey) Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey