Testo di Dorkshire

Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic, story's about Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring A place where metalheads rule and Van Halen's still cool Well I admit, it ain't Abu Dhabi, But there's cable here, Mc Donalds and topless bar But what's the point in entering this flea pit When it's known that the showgirl's your best friend's mom... It must suck to live in Dorkshire People with stupid grins Women with hairy chins Dorkshire town what a waste Here we go, once again We're full of bitchcake talk, what's the plan?