Testo di The Ballad Of Skip Wiley

He's a man on a mission Wild as a ricochet Picture if you can When the everglades ran From the gulf coast to Biscayne Bay He's gonna give it back to the gators Lock the tourists up in theme parks and zoos He says "join me for lunch at the reptiles brunch Where the Barometer Soup is you" He's crazy and dangerous But who else can you trust He's the outlaw in all of us The environmental terrorist Chorus You can mess with the mouse in Orlando Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine You can shoplift all day at Blockbuster But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen No you can't steal the Orange Bown Queen Verse There were crimes of epic proportions All part of Skip Wiley's crusade Tourists were cackin' and tourists were packin' While he and Skink cooled their heels in the shade Then came the citrus sensation "Welcome to the revolution" he said With a pirate's persona he snatched the gridiron Madonna And the big movers called for his head He's crazy and dangerous But who else can you trust He's the outlaw in all of us The environmental terrorist Chorus You can mess with the mouse in Orlando Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine You can rag on the Miami Dolphins But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen (x2) Well Skip's caper it kind of backfired And got the orange juice barons rather upset In the light of bad moods, these manhunts ensued But Skip easily slipped through the net He was last seen atop a mangrove Perched like a wounded osprey He was not meant to last, he belongs to the past And I hope he gets there one day He's crazy and dangerous But who else can you trust He's the outlaw in all of us The environmental terrorist Chorus You can mess with the mouse in Orlando Jily a tourist in St. Augustine You can shoplift your days at Blockbuster But you can't steal the Orange Bown Queen No you can't steal the Orange Bown Queen (x2