Testo di Lag Wagon (All Aboard)

Unemployment is my scene Brain dead-the fumes I breath Blah Blah Blah BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBla Carp is a town, not a fish Too dumb to care The S.B.-Goleta connection Feelin' like a champion All aboard the lag wagon It's fast enough for me Slow Me-and-my-friends on the couch Give me a sofa and some snaks The idiot box-that T.V. trash The V.C.R.-some stupid films The remote control Fuck the bills There's no point in a job The pay just sucks if your a slob I'm not lying I'm lazy and all my friends are just like me (Chorus) Garga jibs and metal riffs Beer bongs and bong hits I hate that scene Santa Barbara boredom Goleta-postmortem Small town minds can you relate to me? (Repeat Chorus) All aboard the lag wagon!!