Testo di Evil Tonight

If you wanna see evil tonight at its best We're the cruelest of people, put us to the test If you're looking for heinous and iniquitous acts Ethics cannot contain us, sit back and relax One of these cads will be our villainous star So without further ado, here they are! (I'm Rodney and I'm from the great state of South Dakota Home of beautiful Mount Rushmore For now!) (I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz And I like unicorns and rainbow Wait who switched my?) (Haha!) (Errrr) (I'm Dr. Diminutive and I don't have a Napoleon complex Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me!) Of course, the L -O -V -E -M -U -F -F -I -N by-laws which govern us all Say to enter this pageant you must be this tall So disqualified! (You can't do that!) Yes, we can! (Why?) 'Cause we're evil! Evil! Evil tonight!