Testo di Bonus Song On Escapology

Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true? Who came third in World War Two? Did Sooty sleep with Sue? These things i think about, When im out, With youWhat are the holes in biros for? Which ones which in the Corrs? Did Geoff Hurst really score? Coz frankly your a bore, And im not,And if its leaving season, Your second on the bill, If you wont leave me baby, I'll find someone who will, I tried love, im sorry, I tried l-love,Does God ever get it wrong? Where has Gary Barlow gone? Why is Christmas day so long? It just goes on and on , And on, Like you,And if its leaving season, Your second on the bill, If you wont leave me baby, I'll find someone who will, I tried love, im sorry, I tried l-love,doo doo doo doo doo do doo dooo dooI tried love, im sorry, I tried love,Why is there ketchup on my sleeve? D'ya think Adam fancied Eve? What if Eve couldnt conceive, And he had to breed with Steve, We'd all be GAY!