Testo di Hardcore Max II

Max got a car that's really sweet Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks Not just that, but it chafes his neck And he thinks that its stupid as heck Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car! It's fast! It's fast! It's really freakin fast, and it is really badass Max doesn't stop at stop signs cause they're retarded What is that smell i'm smelling? He just farted Never signals while changing lanes Drives with no hands cause he's insane And if you think that is absurd he'll turn to you and flip a bird Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car! It has gold rims, they are really sick, yeah like max, max is really sick He talks on his cell phone he doesn't use a blue tooth and if you dent his car he'll hit your face like babe ruth Uses the most expensive gas And his driving driving skills are unsurpassed Does donuts every chance he gets He's even cooler than Pete Wentz Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car! He will get his License in 6 months, right now he has a provisional license Wait, he only has his provisional drivers license? But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times. WHAT? His mom's been in the back seat the whole time? So she's condoning these illegal activities?! Shame on you Max's mom! Shame! Max! Lookout! A Cliff! Right in front of you! Yeah, a cliff! A big ass freakin' cliff! Crap, you are flying off the cliff, I hope you are wearing your seat belt Oh wait, he's not wearing his seat belt I guess he didn't like how it felt Now he's broken his manly legs let's hope he wont repeat the same mistakes