Testo di Too Hot To Hoot

Too Hot To Hoot Well I met a girl the other night Man, she was mighty cute All dressed up in leather with those kinky cowboy boots She said, "You sure look stupid In that flame-retarded suit" I said, "I got to wear it baby Because I'm too hot to hoot" Chorus: I'm too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot I'm a fireball daddy from my hat down to my boots Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot Better get some water because I'm to hot to hoot I'm a red hot chili pepper when I'm in my leopard suit I'm headed right down to the bank to rip off all my loot If you'd like a hunk of burnin' love then play it on my flute But don't blame me for blistered lips 'cause I'm too hot to hoot Chorus: Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot I'm the ragin' jalapeno in the hall of spicy fruit Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot Go fetch me some agua darlin' I'm too hot to hoot Chorus: Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot I'm the Biblin' burnin' bush from leaves down to my root Too hot to hoot, I'm too hot to hoot So hose me down darlin' 'cause I'm too hot to hoot