Testo di Questionnaire

Hey mister man in the street, excuse me Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh, yeah Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want I'm just a questionnaire Tell me what you think about this low, fat diet shampoo Do you think it's crunchy half, crunchy or not crunchy at all? Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it Yes, no, don't know, I don't care I'm only a questionnaire only a questionnaire Please mister man in the street, believe me I'm only doing my job and I need to know Everything about you take it easy all you gotta do Is answer yes or no Tell me what think about the devil and the deep blue sea Do you think there's one true God a false God or no God at all? Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it Yes, no, don't know, I don't care I'm only a questionnaire Yes, no, don't know, I don't care I'm only a questionnaire only a questionnaire Now can you Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun? Do you think it's crazy half crazy or not crazy at all? Put a tick in the appropriate box