Testo di The Sphinx Stinks

The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the nile It cos ten quid.. To get stuck inside a pppppyramid. I'd rather be in hawaii, cleethorpes or southend You won't catch us on the egypt bus again again again. Chorus: The... sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks They do not care on egypt air Sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks In cai i i i ro The sphinx stinks, sphinx stinks You will get ripped off in egypt oh! The hotel room filled us with gloom We should o' spent the night in a mummy's tomb A camel ride... Another ten smackers and a numb backside. I'd rather be... Chorus...(guitar bit) Chorus