Cool Dad 歌詞

Hey, hey Ha-ha What? I can buy you marijuana I'm a very cool dad You can drink in the garage And I won't get mad I call a couple friends Have a party in the back I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad Hey, hey I was young once I know how it goes (I know how it goes) Just wear a condom Powder your nose (oh-oh-oh) I can buy you marijuana I'm a very cool dad You can drink in the garage And I won't get mad I call a couple friends Have a party in the back I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad I can buy you marijuana I'm a very cool dad You can smoke a cigarette If you let me have a drag Promise you won't tell your mother That'd be very, very bad I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad Do you like my new cool shoes? Please don't touch the thermostat Hey, we have the same haircut How cool is that, that? (How cool is that?) Oh, I was young once (I was young once) I know how it goes (I know how it goes) I only have one rule (just one rule) No slamming doors (don't you slam that door) I can buy you marijuana I'm a very cool dad You can drink in the garage And I won't get mad I call a couple friends Have a party in the back I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad I can buy you marijuana I'm a very cool dad You can smoke a cigarette If you let me have a drag Promise you won't tell your mother That'd be very, very bad I'm a very cool dad, a very cool dad