X Factor Is Shite 歌詞

Every saturday and sunday night You know i watch a load of shite I could be out i could be working Why's louis walsh always smirking I'd rather have a twisted bowel Than sell my soul to simon cowell Can't take it no more, i'm gonna explode I wanna go to bed with dannii minogue The judges earn so much and you know it's true Nothing makes 'em laugh like a low iq Can this show get any more dreary Oh fuck me it's dermot o leary If you sing like a bird but look like a minger Then there ain't no chance of you being a winner It can make you wish that you'd never been born Like a one night stand with sharon osbourne The winner's announced, just some other gimp Take a look at the grinning chimp They wanna hang out with cheryl cole Yet two months later they're back on the dole Don't take it so hard cos you're not to blame When even you're mum don't remember your name You've had your turn now it's time to piss off With old cowell's face still stuck in the trough