Vote For Me, It's A Joke 歌詞

Vote for me/It's a joke I would rather/Be the Pope If I have to/I'll drink Coke Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke Vote for me/It's a joke I'll take a bath/And use real soap Comb my hair/Real nice So what if/I've got lice And if I'm elected President I won't do anything Just sit around and collect the money Invite my friends over to play poker And tell jokes that are funny Vote for me/It's a joke Famous people/I misquote Tell you that/It's all true Vote for me/Be a fool Vote for me/It's a joke I don't care/If you smoke I don't care/If you choke Just before you die/Make sure you vote