Gov't Song 歌詞

The government stole my girlfriend And now I'm mad The government stole my girlfriend I need a way to get her back The IRS, the FBI But my girlfriend? Why, oh why? I look and look, and try and try But she's nowhere that I can find I can find I can find Was our relationship just a scam All set up by Uncle Sam? Maybe they are after me Is this one big conspiracy? Now I'm gonna get the government back I'll hit them with my sneak attack Recognize me? HA! They'll never guess Cause I'll be wearing J. Edgar Hoover's dress Hoover's dress Hoover's dress I'll sneak right in under their nose Desguised as a woman in pantyhose I'll seduce the guards, then judo chop Until she's found, I won't stop It all comes down to me and Bush I'll make sure to kick his tush Across the boarder, we'll flee To a place where we can be free ("Oh Canada") My cat and I, about to rise Preparing to cause the nation's demise But outside my window, under a tree Is my girlfriend carrying groceries My shrink always said that I overreact Maybe I should consider prozac Now I feel stupid for getting so mad Maybe the government isn't so bad Isn't so bad Isn't so bad YEAH!