I'm Awesome! 歌詞

I smoke with my ass, I chug with my dick. I vomit on girls, although I'm not sick. I run around naked, I jack off all day. But I'm cool as fuck, I'm hear to kill and to fucking party. No one understands the art of awesomeness. A pure ratification that shall be earned. It's stupid free, it's chill and leaves no stress. Bow down to me for my complete fucking awesomeness. I get drunk with the cops, I even fuck their daughters. They're really fucking kinky, so I tell them I'm their father. I steal children's bikes, to make it to the show. I'm plastered when I get there, and I talk to all the hoes. No one understands the art of awesomeness. A pure ratification that shall be earned. It's stupid free, it's chill and leaves no stress. Bow down to me for my complete fucking awesomeness. I AM AWESOME! I AM AWESOME!