I Can't Tie My Shoe 歌詞

I know this sounds funny but I'm afraid that it's true There's something so simple I simply can't do Lots of people talkin'; you'd laugh if you knew I just never learned how to tie my shoe I'm sure its a question of aptitude Talent is something that I exude But none of my talents seem to include How to tie up the lace on my shoe Now some folks laugh when they hear the news I think their behavior is awfully rude They ask me to dance, I have to refuse I just don't know how to tie my shoes Everyday I work so hard and there's stuff I can do I can play the guitar, I can sing you the blues I can sing falsetto, sing bass, too I just can't seem to tie my shoe